Ant Smith

All poems

Creative process

Masturbating masterminds
Move foreskins in quarter time
Squirting out the wonder stuff
To calculate the speed of cum

Artificial artisans
Accelerating handycams
Slo-mo pictures, stupid stunts
They represent a man as cunt

Sodomising sad sick scribes
Socialising line by line
Spoken whispers, bitten tongues
Daring never to take the plunge

Behind every artefact of man
Is nothing more than sleight of hand
The creative process substitute for sex
The creative process substitute for sex
The creative process substitute for sex
And here's the joke
This one's shit
'Cos I've had my oats