Ant Smith

All poems

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Fuck the lizards up the arse
Fuck the lizards up the arse
Fuck the lizards up the arse
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Fucking bastard fucking glass
Don't fucking make me fucking laugh
Fucking budget fucking tax
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Fucking life is fucking bad
Don't fucking follow fucking fads
Fucking Nike fucking Lads
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Fucking bastard cenotaphs
Make me think I'm fucking daft
Fucking poppies fucking flags
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Fucking chief is fucking mad
Wrings his bloody fucking hands
Fucking master fucking plans
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Fuck the lizards up the arse
Fuck the lizards up the arse
Fuck the lizards up the arse
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Fucking this and fucking that
Fucking bastard's just a twat
Fucking splish fucking splash
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The fucking greedy fucking few
Like to watch us fucking queue
Fucking me fucking you
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Fuck the lizards up the arse
Fuck the lizards up the arse
Fuck the lizards up the arse
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Fuck all that it's just a laugh
And life ain't all that fucking bad
Fucking hip hoo fucking ray
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