Ant Smith

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I wanna go viral

My oozing cock, Your rancid cunt,
Were both depressed, So why not fuck?
Let me slide in on the puss, I want to infect both of us -
I wanna go viral.
 
Viral hepatitis B
Syphilis and HIV
Gonnorhea, scabies, crabs
Herpes simplex, crusty scabs
Be my diseased valentine
I'll seed you with this dose of mine -
I wanna go viral.
 
Most STDs are caught easily
through the membranes of the penis,
vulva, rectum, urinary tract and less often
ear, nose and throat - or brain.
 
The visible membrane covering the head
Is a mucous membrane, like your lips.
Mucous membranes differ from skin
in that they let pathogens in
Pathogens are also able to pass
Through the cuts of any crack -
I wanna go viral.
 
The primary sources of infection
Fanny batter, pre-cum, spunk or jism
salival spit, mucosal skins
faeces, sweat and urine
 
The amount required to cause a dose
is always less than you may suppose
Invisible to the naked eye.
You call that intelligent design?
 
Viral hepatitis B
Syphilis and HIV
Gonnorhea, scabies, crabs
Herpes simplex, crusty scabs
I guess it's true,
Well how about that
God must be a fucking twat -
I wanna go viral.