Ant Smith

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If I'm gonna be a cunt

If I'm gonna be a cunt
I'd rather be grade A than C
Not something used and washed up
Not some sour-faced old puss
Nor something sloppy and second hand
Something unbeknownst to man
Not something wide as a tunnel
Nor well used and truly pummelled
If I'm gonna be a cunt
I'd be Lara Croft's or else McPherson's
If I'm gonna be a cunt
I wouldn't be that bastard
David Cameron