Ant Smith

All poems

I've got an over achieving arsehole

I've got an over achieving arsehole
A specially gifted alimentary tract
I can produce shit by the cartload
Brown or green or red and black
I can squirt out a stinky rainbow
It's a medical mystery fact
I've got an over achieving arsehole
that's why I speak from out my crack

I got an all seeing magical japs eye
An oracle of things yet to cum
it responds to spit and polish
It responds to finger and thumb
It's the answer to any question
It relieves any anxiety
I got an all seeing magical japs eye
All you got to do is to believe