Ant Smith

All poems

Jonny

Jonny is a funny bugger in the way he lives his life
I understand he pays for sex and he thinks that's alright
He likes to hold his cigarette as though it were a dick
He likes to give his stupid hair a girly little flick

Jonny is a funny bugger, he's a fucking git
Jonny is a funny bugger, he's a little thick

Jonny is a funny bugger he has a facial tick
He likes to wear dark glasses so he can disguise it
He meters out his precious time like it were a gift
He waxes his bikini line and acts just like a tit

Jonny is a funny bugger, he's a fucking git
Jonny is a funny bugger, he's a little thick

Jonny is a funny bugger, cries himself to sleep at night
Jonny wonders how it is he ain't got a life
Jonny is a funny bugger, always needs a light
Jonny wonders what it is that he ain't doing right

Jonny is a funny bugger, he's a fucking git
Jonny is a funny bugger, he's a little thick
Jonny is a funny bugger, he's a major dick
Jonny is a funny bugger, he's a grade A prick