Ant Smith

All poems

Penis envy

Well my eye betrays me
As I glimpse a private length
Butterflies inflame me when
I compared with real men
A penis that outsizes me in its floppy state
Will fill me with a mixture of pleasure
And of shame
Just a little sneer appears
At the corners of the mouth
Of the lad that stands beside me
As we stand with our dicks out
Pissing at a urinal, I was shocked to find
This humiliation could tantalise my mind
Sometimes there is a snigger and
Sometimes there is a shout
"The ladies are next door my love,
Shouldn't you be sitting down?"

I get a thrill
I get a thrill
Humiliate my penis please
You know I want you to
I get a thrill
I get a thrill
Humiliate my penis please
But say I love you still

They speak to me in parcel tongue
Other fella's trouser snakes
"You'll never have a bulge like this
Unless you pack a fake!"
Jogging bottoms, cycle shorts
even tight blue jeans
A catalogue of random sorts,
my wank bank is obscene
And on those days when we watch porn
It's from the dicks I get the horn
Powerful pumping purple pulsing pillars of perfect meat
Almost good enough to eat!
And if you see me looking just a little bit slack jawed
You will know that it's a case of shock and fucking awe
A little voice inside my head says
Come on bitch, what you think your knees are for?

I get a thrill
I get a thrill
Humiliate my penis please
You know I want you to
I get a thrill
I get a thrill
Humiliate my penis please
But say I love you still

What's it like to feel a weight
Dangling down between his legs?
What's it like to see the sway
Of a pendulous nob head?
What's it like to feel the heat
Of a double handed beast?
What's it like to hear you gasp
When the python is unleashed?
So tell me to go deeper
It's not a tickle but an itch
Ask me if I'm in yet
Ask me is that it?
Whisper in my ear
"I love your little dick"
Make me try a little harder
With every bastard inch

I get a thrill
I get a thrill
Humiliate my penis please
You know I want you to
I get a thrill
I get a thrill
Humiliate my penis please
But say I love you still

I've told you every size is beautiful
And whilst that may be true
I still suffer penis envy
It's such a fucking thrill
I'm a bag of contradictions
I'm an ordinary man
I'm driven by my limits
To be the best I can
So drive me to my limits
And see the tables turn
I can be an alpha dog
Even with this little worm
Take me from this place of shame
Inside my underpants
Make me prove against the odds
I am The Mighty Ant!

I get a thrill
I get a thrill
Humiliate my penis please
You know I want you too
I get a thrill
I get a thrill
Humiliate my penis please
And I will -
CUM INSIDE OF YOU!!!
Oooh-Ah
Room for a little one?