Ant Smith

All poems

Tempting things on that train to tring

Oh that train, that train to Tring
Oh what pleasure it can bring
When I find I'm on the brink
And I'm on that train, that train to Tring - TRING TRING

This Sunday service served me well
When my snake charmer cast her spell
With proudest acts of show and tell
On that train to Tring - TRING TRING

I've been to Nasty and to Thong
And Tyttenhanger and Cock Pond
And Shatter's Hill and Boggle Hole
But I will always come again
On to that train, that train to Tring - TRING TRING

With airline seats arranged discrete
And more head room than you need
And not so many country stops
She managed to suck a mile of cock
As there was no one else looking
On that train, that train to Tring - TRING TRING

I've been to Nasty and to Thong
And Tyttenhanger and Cock Pond
And Shatter's Hill and Boggle Hole
But I will always come again
On to that train, that train to Tring
That train to Tring
Oh what pleasure it can bring
When I find I'm on the brink
And on that train, that train to Tring - TRING TRING

Now public blow jobs are a crime
So I warn you not to take that line
Unless your girl can smile real wide
And hide your whole love deep inside
On that train, that train to Tring

You can ring my bell end
Yeah! Ring my bell
You can ring my bell end
Yeah! Ring my bell
TRING TRING