Ant Smith

All poems

Three hundred and thirty one

(to the tune of Ten Green Bottles)

Five dead Tories
Could hang the parliament
Yes, five dead Tories
Could hang the parliament
If one bastard Tory
Had an accident
Then...

Four dead Tories
Could hang the parliament
Yes, four dead Tories
Could hang the parliament
If one bastard Tory
Had an accident
Then...

Three dead Tories
Could hang the parliament
Yes, three dead Tories
Could hang the parliament
If one bastard Tory
Had an accident
Then...

Two dead Tories
Could hang the parliament
Yes, two dead Tories
Could hang the parliament
If one bastard Tory
Had an accident
Then...

One dead Tories
Could hang the parliament
Yes, one dead Tories
Could hang the parliament
If one bastard Tory
Had an accident
Then...

We could call for
A disillusionment!