Ant Smith

All poems

To tell the truth

It's just a little prick
I'm only here to help
Trust me, I'm a doctor
It only hurts at first

It's not the money, it's the principle of the thing
The check is in the post
The best things in life are free
I'll pay you back on Monday

It's the hottest day in centuries
Wish you were here
Only a short walk to the beach
Missing you already

You can tell me, I promise I won't get mad
It wasn't me
It's going to hurt me more than it hurts you
It won't kill you

I'll do it in a minute
I'll be home by half past ten
You don't look a day over 40
We can still be friends

It's not you it's me
My wife doesn't understand me
It meant nothing to me
I'll respect you in the morning

Everything leads to better sex
If you're happy I'm happy
It's my first time
Size doesn't matter

It happens to everybody
I'll only put the head in
I won't cum in your mouth
Of course I fucking love you

There is no god, there is a god
Sale ends on Sunday
WMD
One size fits all

To tell the truth
You have been lied to