Your'e the very definition of | Poems | Ant Smith
Ant Smith

All Poems

Your'e the very definition of

You're the very definition of the taking of the piss
If you were with a prostitute, you'd charge her by the inch
If you were in a porno flick, there wouldn't be no sound
If you were doing anal, you wouldn't reach around

You're the very definition of the shock and the awe
If you were in a fight you'd kick 'em in the balls
If you were in a schoolyard, you'd sell 'em hardcore dope
N if you were in a funeral home you'd make a fucking joke

You're the very definition of original sin
When you lend a tenner you rake a hundred in
When you visit granny you steal her fucking teeth
Then demand a blowjob and give her HIV

You're the very definition of ABC1
You're the very definition of being a cunt
You're the very definition of Britain's Got Talent
You're the very definition of
Simon fucking bastard cunting
Simon fucking bastard cunting
Simon fucking bastard cunting
Bastard fucking Cowell.


All Poems