Ant Smith

All poems

Your'e the very definition of

You're the very definition of the taking of the piss
If you were with a prostitute, you'd charge her by the inch
If you were in a porno flick, there wouldn't be no sound
If you were doing anal, you wouldn't reach around

You're the very definition of the shock and the awe
If you were in a fight you'd kick 'em in the balls
If you were in a schoolyard, you'd sell 'em hardcore dope
N if you were in a funeral home you'd make a fucking joke

You're the very definition of original sin
When you lend a tenner you rake a hundred in
When you visit granny you steal her fucking teeth
Then demand a blowjob and give her HIV

You're the very definition of ABC1
You're the very definition of being a cunt
You're the very definition of Britain's Got Talent
You're the very definition of
Simon fucking bastard cunting
Simon fucking bastard cunting
Simon fucking bastard cunting
Bastard fucking Cowell.