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Death grip super wank

There was a young man, who had an elaborate tug He pulled on his pud for his elaborate tug And then he cried

There was a young man, who fingered his bum It wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside there He fingered his bum to excite his pud He pulled on his pud for his elaborate tug And then he cried

There was a young man who shaved off his pubes What a loon! to shave of his pubes He shaved off his pubes for he liked to be smooth He fingered his bum to excite his pud He pulled on his pud for his elaborate tug And then he cried

There was a young man who tied up his nuts With bows and strings he bound his goods He bound his goods from pure lust He shaved off his pubes for he liked to be smooth He fingered his bum to excite his pud He pulled on his pud for his elaborate tug And then he cried

There was a young man, who made use of a fork Up his dick of course, he used that fork He used a fork up his dick of course!
He bound his goods from pure lust
He shaved off his pubes for he liked to be smooth He fingered his bum to excite his pud He pulled on his pud for his elaborate tug And then he cried

There was a young man who bought a lasso He bought a lasso to make a noose He made a noose to squeeze out his juice He used a fork up his dick of course!
He bound his goods from pure lust
He shaved off his pubes for he liked to be smooth He fingered his bum to excite his pud He pulled on his pud for his elaborate tug And then he cried

There was a young man who got it up
He got it up, with a barrel of drugs
With a barrel of drugs he got it up
He made a noose to squeeze out his juice He used a fork up his dick of course!
He bound his goods from pure lust
He shaved off his pubes for he liked to be smooth He fingered his bum to excite his pud He pulled on his pud for his elaborate tug And then he cried

There was a young man who gave his arse to a horse He's Dead! Of course



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