Ant Smith

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What time is it mr wolf

Hey, what've you got in you pocket?


It's the old professor's timepiece

Let's have a look

No, it's too valuable. You can have his gloves though

Really? Cheers

We're going to set it free. Come along if you like.

I dunno, I'm supposed to be waiting for doomsday.

We're having games and toys

What kind of games?

An egg and spoon race

Okay then




Hey, what've you got in the bag?


It's the old witch woman's sad lost child

Let's have a look

No, it's too vulnerable. You can have her teeth though

Really? Cheers

We're going to burn it up. Come along if you like.

I dunno, I'm supposed to be waiting for doomsday.

We're having songs and stories

What kind of songs and stories

Christmas carols and fairy tales

Okay then




Hey, what've you got in the bucket?


It's the wolfman's head

Let's have a look

No, it's too dangerous. You can have his glasses though

Really? Cheers

We're going to bury it. Come along if you like.

I dunno, I'm supposed to be waiting for doomsday.

We're having cake and lemonade

What kind of cake?

A Victoria sponge

Okay then




Oh but my, what a beautiful pair of glasses you wear!


Yes, the kind folk of the village gave them to me while I had to wait.

What did you have to wait for?

The coming of a doomsday but we had cake and lemonade, so it wasn't all that bad.

Have I missed it?

No, my pretty little girl walking through the woods, you haven't missed it yet.

Oh but my, what a delightful pair of gloves you wear!

Yes, the kind folk of the village gave them to me while I had to wait.

What did you have to wait for?

The coming of the doomsday but we had such lovely games and toys, so it wasn't all that bad.

Have I missed it?

No, my pretty little girl wearing her red cloak, you haven't missed it yet.

Oh but my, what an enchanting set of teeth you wear!

Yes, the kind folk of the village gave them to me while I had to wait.

What did you have to wait for?

The coming of this doomsday but we had fairy tales and carols, so it wasn't all that bad.

Have I missed it?

No, my pretty little red riding hood, you're right about on time.